I thought I had more time, guys. Ten years. Maybe five. I thought I had more time before my child started to hate me.

“Oh, she doesn’t hate you.” Sure, she doesn’t actually hate me—I’m not even sure her beautiful little angel heart knows how to hate at this point. But she’s definitely sick of me.

It’s been six months since I expelled a baby from my body. It has been the best 6 months in my entire 34 and a half years. But I’ve got some questions. Post-pregnancy questions. Baby questions. Life questions. All the questions.